You Know You're Indonesian If
...(For my local readers)
You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking into gourmet food.
You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and got away with it.
You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
Your driver's license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
You have ever legally bought pirated software.
You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
You don't mind people being late.
You think standing in line is a waste of time.