A bird in the hand
... is worth two bushes.
I trust very few politicians, and Bush, a reckless, irresponsible drunk
, is not one of those, so I do like to see their debunking.
Many years ago, I had a garden gnome stolen from its 'gnome home' in the foot-scraper recess by the front door. I reported this to the local police who told me, "You know, sir, that's the commonest crime in Clapham
I report this because I've just discovered a gnome which few would want to steal, although it is a big seller in the States. Each is hand painted on top of a very sturdy ceramic body. Perfect for display inside as well as outdoors. Because these gnomes are made one at a time, the paint might be slightly different on each one. Place an order now and your George W. Bush Yard Gnome will be shipped right to you.
I'd like to think that the Clowns 4 Christ
were similarly sceptical if it wasn't for their mission and its implied cultural insensitivity.
We are a Christ Centered, Bible believing Ministry and our goal is to spread the Gospel through our unique clown performance in the
foreign mission field (my de-italicisation) as well as in local churches here in the United States. In addition to our performance ability we also teach a professional level of clowning to all Christian clowns as well as secular clowns.
Luckily, there wasn't anything they could teach Paul Newman
Far better the Pleasure Boat Captains of Truth
"George W. Bush says he gave up drinking in 1986. That's a lie. I remember a night back in 1980 when he gave up drinking after only three or four beers. I asked if everything was okay, and he nodded. Another lie, because then he threw up all over the deck. When I asked him to help clean it up the next morning, he started crying so hard that I figured, just forget it.
-- Wilbur Buckley, Skipper, S.S. Xanadu
Whilst on the subject of booze
, why do men look as if they're up to self-abuse when they use old-fashioned cork screws
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A bit like Jakartass in other words.