Anal retentive? Moi?
Having this week exhibited a couple of pictures and links of toilets in loo of something supposedly more serious, I stand accused of appealing to base instincts.
If I had listed all the known euphemisms we use for going to the bathroom
, then I would admit to an anal complex. Or show you my collection of knuckle dusters. "I recently purchased a pair of paper weights from brassknucklescompany.com. Only a couple days later i was forced to use them on some guys face. Needless to say, the knuckles are something i would suggest to any friend, or anyone i care about."
If you still want to meet someone who has problems, then allow me to introduce you to 'Doug', who aims to download every song ever recorded
He would probably upset the lazy git behind Audioscrobbler
, a project to monitor what you listen to on your computer and, ultimately, your sound system. "The original train of thought was to have a lazy way of finding the best new music," says Richard Johnson, 22, who built the Audioscrobbler software as part of his final year university dissertation."?I didn't want to have to read all the magazines, trawl record shops and listen to the radio all the time."
That was the song I heard the Addicks
singing at the end of last night's match at the Valley after a 90 minute 4-0 hammering of Norwich.
I didn't need Audioscrobbler for that, but I do wish I'd recorded it.