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James Lovelock
Ecosystems are here to regulate the earth and keep the climate equitable, not to provide food for us. The problem with our Christian traditions is that we think God gave us everything and we can do what we like.
Perhaps Christians should consider the Jesus diet.
"Jesus ate primarily natural foods in their natural states - lots of vegetables, especially beans and lentils. He would have eaten wheat bread, a lot of fruit, drunk a lot of water and also red wine."
Sounds good to me, but not Gordon Ramsey, a celebrity chef who I'd never heard of.
Pity the vegetarian
In an upcoming edition of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Ramsay is to be found handing out pizza to passers-by. A guy called Bob turns up. He explains to Ramsay that he has been a vegetarian for eight years. Ramsay says they have prepared a vegetarian pizza and offers him some. After Bob has eaten the pizza, Ramsay falls about laughing and says - wait for it - the pizza had Parma ham on it all along. Bob is upset. Ramsay, still guffawing, observes that Bob hasn't 'come out in a rash', offers him some more pizza, and yells to his kitchen staff that they've 'converted a vegetarian'.
...would Ramsay have played the same prank on a Muslim? Maybe Ramsay could shout down to the kitchen: 'Hey guys, we've converted a Muslim!' or something like that, just to make sure they realise that something funny is happening, as opposed to something devastating, disgusting and against all their beliefs.
He's a "gray, sad moron."
Crying while eating may be OK if you can't reach the salt cellar. Personally, I only shed tears when I've bitten into one of those little green chilies.
Pizzas By Post
Not just another Internet Pizza Server, THE pizza portal and the home page of the leading supplier of e-Pizza on the web, Pizzas by Post Ltd sends fresh virtual pizzas by e-mail, and has a site devoted to all things pizza. Pizzas are our business. (Well actually virtual pizzas are our business, at least on the web site at the moment, but that doesn't exactly trip off the tongue, does it?)
Jakartass is a windbag?
Not anymore. Beano Drops work like freakin' magic. It is a food enzyme that helps stop gas before it starts. I know it sounds kind of gross but Beano is sort of like a mold that eats all of your gas for you. The food enzymes in Beano are harmless and pass right through eating the gas as they go. It is amazing what this product will do.
Directions: Add 5 drops of Beano to your first bite of any problem food and you can spend all day in a crowded elevator if you want.
At the other end, most bad breath originates from the bacteria on the tongue-not from the stomach, not from something eaten, but from the back of the tongue. The tongue is a fertile breeding ground for the offensive foul odor-causing germs. Tongue Cleaning (such as with this tongue scraper) is clinically proven to be the single most effective way to reduce bad breath.
I'm sure these would be useful for competitors in the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which is, of course, American, and participants in the Isle of Wight Garlic Festival who are probably not.
But I do wonder when they'll have their Last Supper.
Pass the fish please.
