I need my beauty sleep, as friends and colleagues readily agree, so I decided to not get up for last night's match.
So when I woke up without the benefit of my alarm clock just after 2 a.m., I naturally switched on ESPN to see 2 cracking goals yet ultimately a disappointing, for we Addicks anyway, draw.
Unfortunately, I couldn't get back to sleep. So now I'm bushed, more so after a two-hour ride home in a sweat box of a bus, albeit seated.
If you're not, here are a couple of sites featuring Dubya as you probably want to see him.
The first demonstrates his well known lack of co-ordination, being bushwhacked, if you'll excuse the expression ~ a bit like Charlton last night ~ and the other, discovered through Strange New Products, a site worth bookmarking, is a 3 inch tall figurine made of red polymer clay in the likeness of our Commander-in-Chief. (He may be yours; he certainly ain't mine!) When you dunk him in water, he absorbs and stores the liquid in his belly. Once full, just pour a little hot water over him, watch him take a potty break. Guaranteed to amaze you! Now all you need is a little Osama Bin Laden figurine for Georgie to pee on!
And I can't remember where I got this amazing likeness.
