Jakartass is a Lexiphanicist

Following some recent posts of mine, I've been accused of chrematophobia and divitiphobia. That's just not true, although I'm not too keen on living in a chrysocracy, nor do I like gigmaniacs. You should know by now that I am an infracaninophile who detests malversation.

Without provoking a collieshangie, because I am doctiloquent, allow me to expound.

I am for the following: deipnosophy, dendrophillia, eunomy and eupsychics.

I am against defalcation and ipsedixitism.

I occasionally suffer from diamerismapygianitis and dysania, although a little exercise and a few cups of coffee set me to rights. I certainly do not suffer from kalopsia.

If, like me, you are a logastellus, then you can translate the above with the Grandiloquent Dictionary (.pdf)
 

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