This much I know Jakartass, expat blogger, 60 today.
Some birthdays assume greater importance than others ~ a milestone if you will. Today is one such.
I'm not ready for a bus pass just yet. Besides, they don't have them in Jakarta.
The older I get, the more phlegmatic I get. Considering that I've stopped smoking today, it's not surprising that I've got a lot of phlegm.
Flu doesn't get any better as you get older. Neither does Bintang beer.
I played in the same football team as Son No.1 ten years ago. I doubt that I'll be able to do the same with Our Kid in ten years time.
I don't envy the youth of today. If/when they reach my age, will they be as good looking as me?
I'm a typical Aquarian. I don't believe in horoscopes.
I don't take illicit drugs. I don't know how to get hold of them.
If you have problems getting at that hermetically sealed candy, forget it. Invariably it's not worth the bother.
It's only the hair on a gooseberry that stops it being a grape.