... and I'm celebrating because I am now considered elderly.
Yes, today is October 1st which every year is International Day for the Elderly - a red letter day.
This day is dedicated to honor, respect and care for the world's elderly.
Remember, someday you hope to be included among this group!
Remember, someday you hope to be included among this group!
Well, here I am. Thanks for your honor, respect and care and please excuse me while I go and wash my tooth. It may take a while as my zimmer frame is being serviced.
My other job 
