Time to reflect on the huddled masses of the unwashed and unloved, the poor and homeless, the physically and/or mentally disadvantaged and all the others exercising their democratic right to shop.
They need help, and so do I. What can I buy for 'Er Indoors?
Well, who better than Santa himself who is great at hunting out bargains?Like all outdoorsmen, Santa relishes his time spent outside .... (and he) will bring smiles and yuletide thoughts to children and adults alike. On his way to his favorite hunting spot, Gone Hunting Santa carries his trusty rifle along with a wool bedroll and lantern to light the way.
It goes without saying, that the great unwashed will first go looking for soap. And there can be nothing better than Paper Soap, which is certainly a new idea in gift toiletries. It comes in a range of colours: red, pink, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, and scents: rose, lavender, ocean, apple, lemon and strawberry. Next year they promise to offer self-cleaning newsprint.
'Er Indoors has just told me that she prefers an all-purpose soap so I've chosen something really special for her from Angelique Secret Skin Products so I'm not going to tell you what it is.
We are into beauty. We are more concern of making things easy. Beauty is once necessity that's why for us it is a folk of art.
Whatever, isn't Xmas about magic? Perhaps 'Er Indoors would prefer something from Funky Mommy.
AMIRA MAGIC CREAM helps illuminate skin while you sleep and which performs its own even under the sun. It is not only for your beautiful face, but also for your beautiful body, designed for unique uses and benefits - whitens your underarm while eliminating body odor, eliminates stretch marks and whitening inguinal (eh? ... oh!) area. It is formulated with real magic whitening complex to effectively lighten dark skin, blemishes, freckles, discoloration and even pimples and scars. You will see the difference in as early as 5-8 days, depending on the skin type and skin's absorption of the cream.
The mixture is based on the Ingredients that are proven to be safe and effective: - Leukocytes extract, chamomilla recutita extract, ethylhexyl methoxycinnamate, cyclomethicone, butyl, methoxydibenzoymethane, phenoxyethanol, glycerine, carbomer, perfume and agua.
(Apply a small quantity of Amira Magic Cream at the back of the hand and leaving it for four minutes. If redness does not occur then you may use the cream safely.)
Wow. Sounds like they really care, so instead I'm going to buy for 'Er Indoors a lifetime's supply of Placenta Soap which prevents further wrinkle formation and lightens pigmentation and dark spots. It also stimulates the skin mitabolism snd provides moisture therefore skin becomes radiant and fresh.
Just the thing in the absence of a rainy season.
