Since you ask, this weird tanning design was crated (sic) with vinyl stickers and solarium.
You may think that the above has absolutely no connection with Jakartass, but you'd be wrong. I have discovered that there's a blog called Information of Skin Care which has kindly given me a link even though my complexion is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
I've also discovered that Diamond Geezer has recently posted about his skin colour. He doesn't have the picture though.