Since you ask, this weird tanning design was crated (sic) with vinyl stickers and solarium.You may think that the above has absolutely no connection with Jakartass, but you'd be wrong. I have discovered that there's a blog called Information of Skin Care which has kindly given me a link even though my complexion is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
I've also discovered that Diamond Geezer has recently posted about his skin colour. He doesn't have the picture though.
